Acme Originals Not Retired SS Tee

Retirement? Not quite. The “I’m Not Retired – I’m Under New Management!” tee is a cheeky take on life after work, complete with the all-important disclaimer: “See Wife For Details.”

The bold graphic features a humorous illustration of a man tackling his new full-time duties—cooking, cleaning, gardening and everything else that apparently comes with retirement.

Printed in crisp white on a deep navy tee, this is a fun, tongue-in-cheek design made for anyone who’s discovered that retirement doesn’t necessarily mean doing nothing.